Franollonionism

I should really be saving my East London NHS Trust fund as i don't have a job, but i decided Ro and i should go to India. 

Ways to make our money back from the flight:

5 magazines stolen from first class

2 glasses champagne

One bottle white wine

2 packets mixed strange nuts which Ro confiscated under the category of unenjoyable calories

Hand cream from plane toilet

1 blanket

Ten curries

So far India is practically free. When we arrived, despite swearing off wheat, sugar, and fun, we got samosas and deep fried bananas for lunch. We gave the waitress the equivalent of fifty pence rather than five pence and she nearly fell on the floor with gratitude. 

I should probably stop being so flippant and be sent to the airport's 'Refusal Room' to have appreciation drummed into me.