Puff Pastry

Homosexuality has actually been legal since 1969; a surprising fact, we know. But, on those warm, gay-bashed nights, all Gays big and small can take comfort and gather comradery from a Pizza fired in the furnace of your civil partnered pals pantry.

We (Dav and Chris) have been perfecting this recipe over the last few weeks. The pizza itself is a very masculine dish, which is why we chose it. (You can both suck it Nigella and Delia, you are not wanted here right now!)

One simple trick for this recipe — make your base out of Puff Pastry! It adds a delicious, luxurious feel to the pizza and wards off that "Domino Dough" feeling. Other methods have been tried by ourselves in the past, including 35p 'Pizza Powder' from Tesco Metrosexuals, as well as shortcrust pastry from Waitrose. Both were just a bit sh**t, so just like we do, STAY GAY and 'stick to the puff'.
When it comes to the toppings we encourage experimentation.

Unusual combinations can create shockingly enjoyable experiences — as in all areas of life. One of our favourites includes lemon, chilli, anchovies and capers - who would have thunk it? It's important to allow the anchovies to bathe in a bath of lemon juice, garlic, chilli and olive oil for at least 20 mins. Then smother it onto the pastry and add parsley confetti. Don't be afraid to use your fingers, garlic is great for the skin. Simpler combinations are just as pleasing - like Chorizo and basil. An American gay we know suggests basing the pizza with a layer of mustard to give it a bit of a kick — Gays always win.

If you want the real recipes then just log yourself onto Jamie Oliver's website — who incidentally is another gay. SCANDALICIOUS!

The best thing about home made pizza is that it takes just moments in the oven — the cheese will give you a golden wink when it's done.

Thanks sl**s.x x x

Thanks boys! Wonderful work. And I do hope you all relished that slice of the action WYDishers.

Bye for now stardust xxxxxxxxxxxx