Sunday 21 February 2010

If you don't ask you don't get

Otherwise known as 'The night we could have died four times'.

Time 1) Bob, Chazzle and I went out on Ladies night to Moustache bar. We just wanted somewhere with an intimate dancefloor and a dj to shout requests at. We weren't going to buy drinks though so we each smuggled two cans of beer in in our tights. Bob and Chazzle were sitting on the steps up to the smoking room dolling out their beer when a few Turks approached us. They said they were the owners of the bar and we shouldn't be drinking our own drinks. Chaz demanded to know what they expected us to drink when we couldn't afford to buy drinks from their bar. They said they'd buy us drinks so we shouted for three double vodka and lemonades and an alliance was formed for the night.

2) After quite a while holding court in Moustache with a constant stream of free drinks a few of the Lads night party turned up (Dave, Roast, Sashy). Dave said their reaction to us was like when you leave new puppies alone in the house with the buffet you've prepared for your special party and you come back and the puppies wag their tails and look at you like 'what us? we haven't ruined anything..' Once the boys and sashy had left because we were being too wild the bar closed and the Turks said they'd get us some food. The next thing we know we're being led through this secret passage way from the bar into a barbers shop next door! It was called the Golden Scissors and they offered to cut out hair.

3)
Luckily that didn't end all Sweeney Todd and we demanded to be taken to a restaurant. I didn't get to
choose my food as I was downstairs being a bit sick and Chaz and Bob had lost the ability to read so just ordered a huge platter of Chicken Shish and Salade. The main Turk had ordered me this grey soup which the girls implored me not to eat but I did anyway. The next morning looking at the menu we'd smuggled away it became apparent that the soup was TRIPE. Well at least it wasn't rohypnol!

4) Once we didn't fancy any more gin or meat we said we'd like to go home and they gave us their private car to whizz with trepidation back to Chaz's in. We sang along to Snoop dog the whole way then jumped out the car and banged Chaz's metal gate in their faces. Earlier the King Turk's interpreter had said that they didn't usually hang out with Western girls because they were intimidating. Well I don't think they will be again!

Got loads more posts to catch up on so bye for now poptarts xxxxxxx

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